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fegeleh:

in movies, whenever a hot guy fake-flirts with an “ugly” girl and she gets all flustered, it’s intended to be a funny joke and make u think the girl is pathetic for believing such an attractive man could be interested in her. ur supposed to hate the girl.

but whenever a hot girl fake-flirts with an ugly guy and he gets all flustered, it’s intended to make u feel bad for the guy and think the girl is a Bitch. ur supposed to hate the girl.

ur always supposed to hate the girl.

Posted 6 hours ago

phoebewilliamstv:

chartini:

avenging-sherl0ck:

productofcanada:

joceln:

canada looks really broken

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u ok canada

We are slowly trying to distance ourselves from the US…piece by piece.

be free

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Canada: “sorry eh” 

Posted 7 hours ago

missing-strings:

Can’t say my mom was too happy with my senior pictures…

Posted 7 hours ago

silvertongue-turnedtolead:

theannieplanet:

so im babysitting this girl right now and we’re watching tv and the satellite sort of cut out cause it was raining really hard
so i just said “thunder god if you give back our satellite i’ll give you ice cream”
a second later the thunder clapped again and our tv came back
the girl is forcing me to hold up my end of the deal so guess who’s making ice cream for the thunder god

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cassjaytuck:

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

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laughhard:

These almond cookies are very aggressive.

laughhard:

These almond cookies are very aggressive.

Posted 8 hours ago

nerds-are-cool:

i-is-andy:

should I open the door

you should open the door

Posted 8 hours ago

dactro:

conigliomannaro:

dyamirityofthelord:

lucisensitivesatan:

trategos:

boyfriend or girlfriend requirements:

  • you have to kill the spider

but spiders are cute and innocent! it should be:

  • you have to catch the spider and release it in the garden

okay

boyfriend or girlfriend requirements:

  • just get that spider away from me i don’t care if you send it to italy just get it away

DO NOT SEND THE SPIDER TO ITALY

you’re right

we will send it to france

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Posted 8 hours ago

mosaicheartt:

Taylor Swift is now cheer captain and no longer on the bleachers.